Let's Do This!
Food. Fire. First aid. Flashlights. Confidence. That’s what you’ll find inside every Cache Crate — a monthly shipment of real-world survival tools designed to keep you one step ahead of the next power outage, panic run, or planetary meltdown
Each crate is packed with hand-selected gear tested by actual humans, not internet theorists with YouTube machetes and too much free time. We're talking long shelf-life rations, emergency water systems, survival tools, lighting, navigation, field medicine, and a few surprises.
Not ready to swear a blood oath to monthly preparedness? No problem. Our One-Time Cache Crate is your no-strings-attached ticket to survival-grade gear, no membership required and no weird emails asking why you left.
It’s packed with essential tools, food, and gear — the kind you'd actually want when the power goes out, the roads are blocked, or your neighbor Todd finally loses it and starts screaming at birds.
Whether you’re curious, cautious, or just want to give the gift of “I told you so,” this crate gives you everything you need to dip a boot into the apocalypse without diving in headfirst.
Think of it as a first date with disaster — minus the awkward small talk.