One Crate. No Commitment. Just Awesome!
$100.00
Not ready to swear a blood oath to monthly preparedness? No problem. Our One-Time Cache Crate is your no-strings-attached ticket to survival-grade gear, no membership required and no weird emails asking why you left.
It’s packed with essential tools, food, and gear — the kind you'd actually want when the power goes out, the roads are blocked, or your neighbor Todd finally loses it and starts screaming at birds.
Whether you’re curious, cautious, or just want to give the gift of “I told you so,” this crate gives you everything you need to dip a boot into the apocalypse without diving in headfirst.
Think of it as a first date with disaster — minus the awkward small talk.